笑死！别的医生收锦旗：妙手回春，宠物医生收锦旗：救我狗命
之前看到有人问医患关系最和谐的医院
会不会是宠物医院
今天狗哥就和大家分享一下
宠物医院工作的日常
满足一下大家的好奇心
01
会有一些“不是人”的同事
（P.s 狗哥没有在骂人）
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前台靓仔热情（？）为你服务
02
会遭受病患的“骚扰”
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/7a5c0458a85941499b9712c978e3f04c~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=J%2FwoZsIsuzC9TI4rVfCSLqw7RGI%3D
03
对着主人说：前台缴费（冷静版
对着修勾就是“谁是好宝？嗯？”（夹子版
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趁着输液和修勾贴贴
04
可能会接诊一些特别的病患
比如，金丝熊
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/dcb850c9556b4669a94d0bc2466fe2a8~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=lOMCw9QsNTqemMT5a8WXkXyl18E%3D
西伯利亚金渐层
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/d2b0840f66944a3fa8ea7d80712c7166~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=ZlohQJt2Nt0UNLWykD7vFZiW9eM%3D
甚至是搁浅的抹香鲸
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05
做过一些神奇的检查辅助
比如，给小鸟拍X光片
要展开翅膀方便观察骨骼状态
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/44ba6f6a49784d199273500b3fee720e~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=Q2ZGoY497G2bjZjpJiji0WpeZ%2B0%3D
真 · 隐形的翅膀
现实中大概就是这样哈哈哈哈哈哈
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06
面对毛孩子再搞笑的表情
依然能快、准、稳下针
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07
但偶尔也会碰上狠角色
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/a3a608026a8346a9acfc0e686d88c1da~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=yYPpfsnkviRC6HsKtJkx6%2FfaO%2BI%3D
怎么能少了这张经典图哈哈哈
08
受过专业训练一般不会笑
除非忍不住
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狗子：人狗的悲喜并不相通
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09
接诊过的奇葩案例
只有你想不到 没有狗子做不到
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吞了一只亮着的电筒的二哈
10
见识过各种各样的怪癖
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/a119de1071f948a68e98c85a4c5a09d2~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=%2BFPE%2FrT3FuJRp4AOMTROVcuFAb4%3D
这只狗子坚持要这么盯着医生
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见识过很多很多的小把戏
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/45e726ba70b9470aa2c4d130ed3b3067~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=YvnEFflyb%2FxeiSJwKbvP7d8LTrY%3D
以至于有时候主人会被
见惯了世面的医生的直白给吓到
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推特上甚至有一个话题叫
#医生说过的极具冲击性的话语#
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“视力很好，脑子不好”
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13
直 言 不 讳
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医生 be like：
霉 霉 附 体
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无 情 揭 短
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修勾：你这37度的嘴
是怎么说出如此冰冷的话？？？
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15
聪明小狗的术后医嘱
居然是不要安慰它哈哈哈哈哈哈
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将 心 比 心
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中 二 病 也 很 可 爱
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不过还是会有人
来给医生上一课的
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/43797baa085142ea830adaa0a05d205d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=SJTayY97dFZzadCF7nsCAYXRRIQ%3D
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这只是灰狼杂交犬
小时候长得像偷袈裟的
长大后就像和喜羊羊斗智斗勇的
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/7886db673c8b486ba1ba271815d11fec~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=Mted4XybZhr8JTTJpmCE44F4Fgw%3D
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重 新 认 识 遛 狗
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会收到一些别开生面的锦旗
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/379bfc62b9de4aef884f7b0b6249978d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=KGUx9CX15HpnVO6EtMnvkszMlWA%3D
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对仗工整 脑洞清奇
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甚至还会有外语版的锦旗
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/10f34a7361594804a4e25d09f6f9b36f~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=6cM%2FF0SsZjB6BqL165n9Q2iENzI%3D
小贴士：
送锦旗是对医生表达谢意的最好方式！
收到锦旗的医生不仅会被表扬，
还能收到院里的奖金或者评优！
（人医宠医应该都一样）
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可能会因为没收了患者的作案工具
而被上门“医闹”3年
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甚至路过它家都要挨顿骂
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有被病患的监护人质疑辱骂
或者被病患攻击的风险
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/f2d35e46785a4ff68127b6717d357b6d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=Gwq00PiwXFmcid1PTMSXEZ0srKI%3D
大家不要学！这是不好的！
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亲自迎接新生的喜悦
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/4fbe2782d9114e6097c709c7f3ba699d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=3CR0Ugx8c%2BLupv0gyvv7oM36tq4%3D
也亲历死别的痛苦
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见过人性的丑恶，
越是喜欢动物的纯善；
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对抗过疾病的穷凶极恶，
越是发觉自身能力的不足……
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/02f8b2fb1702497c8b39aad69249ea0f~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=EEXnWot8hUTwGLbiPLqJwqzaXNQ%3D
但emo过后，
依旧鼓足干劲和病魔对抗
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/fa9235f970e146258d9685d8d9ba6361~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989976552&x-signature=VgKGpiTZNH1BE7wg7W86s6U3nh4%3D
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狗哥也知道，
宠物经济崛起太快，
吸引了太多人想来分一杯羹。
如今的宠物医疗行业良莠不齐，
虽然有“救我狗命”的医者仁心，
但也发生过很多医疗事故。
希望宠物医疗行业会越来越规范，
让更多真正爱这一行的好医生留下来，
让毛孩子们“病有所医”！
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【留言话题】
分享宠物医院里发生的
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