笑话＃爆笑大全
#头条创作挑战赛#笑话 1
1、一个七十岁的老太太，去理发店理发问理发员:“染发多少钱?”
2、理发员回答:“80元。”
3、老太太:“太贵了，是不是染一半就40元呀?”
4、理发员:“嗯，只要你愿意。”
5、老太太:“那好吧，你只把白的染黑，黑的就别管了!”
笑话 2
刚才接一骗子电话:“我们是某某银行，刚才查询发现您的银行卡昨天在境外消费18万美元，请问是您本人消费么?”
我说:“是我本人消费的。”
骗子沉默了5秒后说:“您真能吹，把我思路都打乱了……”
笑话 3
1.一天，悟空给唐僧画了个圈然后飞走了。
2.这时，妖精出现了，她说道:“圣僧，看我性感不?”
3.唐僧说:“阿弥陀佛，贫僧不馋!”
4.妖精又说:“我要和你处对象!”
5.唐僧说:“对不起，没那个时间!”
6.妖精火了说道:“秃驴，窝在圈里有什么好的?”
7.唐僧举起手机说:“悟空说了，出这个圈就没WIFI了!”
8.哈哈哈，送给每天在家用wif上网的朋友，记得新的一天，从大笑开始!
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