可以在我旁边p一个男的吗？我想拒绝一个不喜欢的男生！笑喷了
这个时候军师会说点什么https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/904e0f550f5540a696b2b9ac75892337~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=S5a4AbRo6bn8wbf5iPAeUAgaOi4%3D
佛系乒乓球比赛，大爷的本色没有变！
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/fa0b5460fdef4867b95ee18050cb6020~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=fQnO374Ra81jvWYhn%2F9aS4nEPIM%3D
熊孩子你这玩的真的是心跳啊，我也看得心跳
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/174fac483fc7462d86914acc9c7b8fc9~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=KQEXyOYv1awS21zFU8nJWnSpb%2FY%3D
鸵鸟：装完逼就跑，真的很刺激
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/623e4c7130ba432b84b5d3429dfe4f4e~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=VQ1fVB7jLAmugQyNjfDMoVTTVAA%3D
老婆不在家我就不能抱枕头了
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/fe9d6a0355e24fd0953c12c684de4e30~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=r%2BrXzZSoccw4pwKaIV%2FjEw6nB4c%3D
你们几个今天出门肯定忘吃药了吧！
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/a4bac1b306074eefb1b2809490c71def~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=ueBAgLqVQQAcAtSnYQwAa5AyHsY%3D
馒头油条鸡蛋，不比国外的汉堡差吧
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/ab566c82f85241a2997b5fb57eec9a85~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=LRpU8xGe5oF9a%2FOSaoX5J3caN8w%3D
这个起床神器设计得不错，以后再也不怕睡过头了
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/12bbeb9042824e959534125698989d80~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=fYUINKOyCuOnR78B0KjBGW8k2Ds%3D
小哥哥，害人之心不可有啊！哈哈
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/dffa8b17a6ae49cd9ae8d135a5a34fcd~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=AJmodsaE0OnAYBH7LgphErWvZ9k%3D
这魔术有点费脑子。
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/b88ef5690bc145e7b56e40a670b84c38~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=48uN%2By%2Fx7wsqaaNYjfYEnwoBJFI%3D
我好像穿越了，这难道就是他年轻的时候？
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/fa18fb6884cd4403b09d9f47a9287b50~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=gAKIHcAm5GZQ7h41ILT55Vi6b7w%3D
这只手镯，做出来非常的漂亮
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/030977eb59214cf397c7e6e5ce4548c1~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=C48CvVZKinsLmk8QnA9amHBPCJc%3D
事实证明，冰面上的美女不是那么好追的
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/9f55eec941214fa2bf2046e01ac1ebc9~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=LEcogLvgSYCXE4aBIX6XiXmCKcQ%3D
还好有头盔呢，要不然更够呛
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/702321ddfb7c4063a5b1a6f19865d583~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=vy9f7StOdCluPaKCniOD7Id4K6s%3D
大爷，你这灯打开，村里人会以为天亮了吧
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/d2e3adcf6f9542fb935dc8f677037469~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=fVKBqcNZO6AFbLw6hzRoj5lfftQ%3D
小区的栏杆，据说每天有很多人来拍照
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/ebba2552c95648e2a5479466dbbdb9e1~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=RxczdMf8B39nJDqI0mrAZzs70ZY%3D
友情提示：不要穿裙子骑车。
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/c6b850aeb1514e10a347a3a8814fe9f4~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=tjqRq3aO1mDT1yiGsjtstjNvBoo%3D
“北大韦神省吃俭用10年，能在北京买多少平方米的房子？”哈哈哈
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/367b1f95de324dc4a9775f32b25eb8f0~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=qII%2BqizdUBm1FDMxWYYtU1tjXbw%3D
对于这种毛绒绒的小动物，没有一点抵抗力
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/fad30acb5f3540aba43dc545c453241e~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=y0rMjPq9bdhB2KONRoSsxYTumxg%3D
小样，看不出来啊，这个子挺小，但脾气还挺大的！你这是要造反么？
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/f95498d5bc4546c89c00788e8cce81e0~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=QoN%2ByVZ6W1Kf9XoImb%2FEH5SFDOQ%3D
这就是你们所说的学车妙招？我已经压坏好几部手机了
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/59f44bfb212e47d28f446d3412f3563c~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=s%2FSTgCLqYXP09QaaJs%2BHmY3roA4%3D
我就知道
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/ebc29563f0184a1dbad5a889593fde6f~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=szp6%2FTkcXnplttuZAnhv9C%2BMqOA%3D
就是逗你玩儿的
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/095bbddee4e843378b03741bee7254cd~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=%2F6bZEc%2BnXJ4pFN4PnSgbjDZT5wk%3D
直接用脸刹住，这摔得真不轻
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/7c01e68145e144b2940bea237d441d02~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=qLgj4pGPyKhkn0VGCwJ8%2Bx%2F0RVM%3D
一直踩着小伙伴在跑步
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/b76b6d6daf544a34bc2605df26da4fa7~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=oOd3Po5yUfc1um07EEJZhgRhuRg%3D
妹子，接受教训了吧
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/029c574fef774076b32197e272e21c22~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=jFwuUdzEOq%2BMoJtXKQh1hvCHLSw%3D
全新天子G系列，百公里耗油仅需一股黑烟
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/67ff440861094595b7cb4ccf687a8cb3~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=dNXjWh6pYF5sgmbD%2Bb4%2FysOJzA0%3D
姑娘直接就坐了上去，恐怕你要换一条裤子了
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/7e48797aea2d453881b798b349bb5c0a~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=8LxK1vqenWboW2ASIU2k6Ib3AQM%3D
好多白衣天使，都在看着一位病人
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/91669e7e22034cebb4b67ce57a471b43~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=MXKylWzWotcQN%2FdBhfv%2BIyyiO6g%3D
不知道你在拒绝一个人的时候会用什么样的方式呢？小编觉得你就直接说出来就好了。没必要扯别的。看看这个小姐姐为了拒绝一个男孩子，让网友p个男生！这个男生也太搞笑了吧！哈哈哈哈哈，会不会吓坏人家。
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/6ef9a6ee5d7441fa8f17a4148743071d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1989013956&x-signature=wdlz90Dn8K%2FU7Uzd30u0J7fxBZs%3D
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