疫情前准备离婚，现在二胎都怀上了！差点把我笑死哈哈哈
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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听说这是大户人家的家庭储备？
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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少不了一顿毒打
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#网恋和奔现的实际差距#
网络一线牵，珍惜这段缘！
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爸妈结婚纪念日，
我特意买了两张电影票让他们去看看，
结果他们看完回家的时候，
老妈一脸怨气，问她怎么了，
麻麻委屈的说:
看电影的时候想让你爸搂着我，
结果你爸说，
老夫老妻的，搂什么搂？
别人还以为我带着别人的媳妇呢！
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已经是个靠吸猫度日的废人了
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别问，问就是不敢乱动
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一对住很近却成了异地恋的情侣
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瞎说什么大实话
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没见过世面的哥看傻了
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老板你是认真的吗？？？
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这蜘蛛侠公的母的？
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段友们怎么填？
评论区让哥看见你！
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别忘了转发给朋友们看一看！
喜欢搞笑段子的朋友可以点个关注哦！！@搞笑小当家aal
#我要上头条##冷笑话##搞笑段子##轻松时刻# 那个律师厉害了 那个烧锅的 一会儿真的得挨揍 你爸爸：没错，这就是你未来媳妇[捂脸][捂脸] 十几天怀了二胎，完全有可能啊，排卵期受孕，受精后第九天，第十天就可以测出来了 美女跟 最近好多去医院做人流的，不要问我咋知道的，因为我就在医院上班[捂脸] 论一个律师的职业素养 一个孩子不好分，再生一个吗？ 那个把锅捅翻的笑死我了
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