技术脱单 | 我是用这些Linux命令耍酷搞定女神的
一入运维深似海，从此女友是路人~https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/13ba60b3552b41c09967724e5b52a11f~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1977623468&x-signature=QAbMZ9XUxNNmlPIjBbFCpYp7%2BAw%3D
自打进入技术运维领域，相信很多小伙伴每日都是技术身傍（绑），Linux 、docker、k8s、devops，发布、升级、当然可能还有“删库”
日日996，回家单身狗..别人的黑眼圈可能是多人运动（王者五排）熬得，但我们的黑眼圈一定是半夜加班熬得！
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/acd9aeb6e5c64712a2438c5cf9e5e3c3~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1977623468&x-signature=7dxt2oavCpN6hcuj3840XoknUhw%3D
虽然身边鲜有妹子，但是咱们撩妹的技能可不能缺少，毕竟机会总是留给“有准备”的人，作为资深Linux攻城狮，今天就教大家几招技术“撩妹术”
asciiview
自从有了你，黑与白的世界也可以五彩缤纷
安装指令如下；
sudo apt-get install aview imagemagickasciiview kobe.jpg12
执行结果如下；（致敬蜗壳）
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/73b0cdd6f27f461598b7b9ff33428327~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1977623468&x-signature=TiC7JWzAy6DHcEkQk%2BrPUNlQLWs%3D
PS：可更换妹子的照片，ohoho
oneko
我的系统里养了一只小猫，它的名字叫“爱你”
你就是鼠标，我便是“爱你”，一直追着鼠标跑
安装指令如下；
sudo apt-get install ninvaders1
执行结果如下；
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/8b29537117bd486bb241102c6c41cca0~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1977623468&x-signature=JQ9Ha0MKACt%2FEjTng4Id6uYpxeo%3D
cmatrix
今天没见你，我的系统为你下起了“大雨”
安装指令如下；
sudo apt-get install cmatrix
执行结果如下；
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/419fe44ba6b947cb823aecddb39250b6~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1977623468&x-signature=oO6ahFZmu8TFwlWDk%2B7Dc9u9Pkw%3D
pipe
手撸 pipe
做我女朋友，我将为你筑起无数爱的城墙
脚本如下所示；
#!/bin/bash# The author of the original script is unknown to me. The first entry I can# find was posted at 2010-03-21 09:50:09 on Arch Linux Forums (doesn't mean the# poster is the author at all):## Post your handy self made command line utilities (Page 37) / Programming & Scripting / Arch Linux Forums## I, Yu-Jie Lin, made a few changes and additions:## -p, -t, -R, and -C## Screenshot: http://flic.kr/p/dRnLVj# Screencast: http://youtu.be/5XnGSFg_gTk## And push the commits to Gist:## https://gist.github.com/4689307## I, Devin Samarin, made a few changes and additions:## -r can be 0 to mean "no limit".# Reset cursor visibility after done.# Cleanup for those people who want to quit with ^C## Pushed the changes to https://gist.github.com/4725048# hole1: https://gist.githubusercontent.com/livibetter/4689307/raw/949e43fe2962c2c97c8b1d974ff93dd053d9bd37/pipes.sh# hole2: Fun On The Terminal Part 2p=1f=75 s=13 r=2000 t=0w=$(tput cols) h=$(tput lines)# ab -> idx = a*4 + b# 0: up, 1: right, 2: down, 3: left# 00 means going up , then going up -> ┃# 12 means going right, then going down -> ┓sets=( "┃┏ ┓┛━┓┗┃┛┗ ┏━" "│╭ ╮╯─╮╰│╯╰ ╭─" "│┌ ┐┘─┐└│┘└ ┌─" "║╔ ╗╝═╗╚║╝╚ ╔═")v="${sets}"RNDSTART=0NOCOLOR=0OPTIND=1while getopts "p:t:f:s:r:RCh" arg; docase $arg in p) ((p=(OPTARG>0)?OPTARG:p));; t) ((OPTARG>=0 && OPTARG<${#sets[@]})) && v="${sets}";; f) ((f=(OPTARG>19 && OPTARG<101)?OPTARG:f));; s) ((s=(OPTARG>4 && OPTARG<16 )?OPTARG:s));; r) ((r=(OPTARG>=0)?OPTARG:r));; R) RNDSTART=1;; C) NOCOLOR=1;; h) echo -e "Usage: $(basename $0) ..." echo -e "Animated pipes terminal screensaver.\n" echo -e " -p \tnumber of pipes (D=1)." echo -e " -t } - 1))]\ttype of pipes (D=0)." echo -e " -f \tframerate (D=75)." echo -e " -s \tprobability of a straight fitting (D=13)." echo -e " -r LIMIT\treset after x characters, 0 if no limit (D=2000)." echo -e " -R \t\trandom starting point." echo -e " -C \t\tno color." echo -e " -h\t\thelp (this screen).\n" exit 0;; esacdonecleanup() { tput rmcup tput cnorm exit 0}trap cleanup SIGHUP SIGINT SIGTERMfor (( i=1; i<=p; i++ )); do c=$((i%8)) n=0 l=0 ((x=RNDSTART==1?RANDOM*w/32768:w/2)) ((y=RNDSTART==1?RANDOM*h/32768:h/2))donetput smcuptput resettput civiswhile ! read -t0.0$((1000/f)) -n1; do for (( i=1; i<=p; i++ )); do # New position: ((${l}%2)) && ((x+=-${l}+2,1)) || ((y+=${l}-1)) # Loop on edges (change color on loop): ((${x}>w||${x}<0||${y}>h||${y}<0)) && ((c=RANDOM%8)) ((x=(x+w)%w)) ((y=(y+h)%h)) # New random direction: ((n=RANDOM%s-1)) ((n=(${n}>1||${n}==0)?${l}:${l}+${n})) ((n=(${n}<0)?3:${n}%4)) # Print: tput cup ${y} ${x} [[ $NOCOLOR == 0 ]] && echo -ne "\033}m" echo -n "${v:l*4+n:1}" l=${n} done ((r>0 && t*p>=r)) && tput reset && tput civis && t=0 || ((t++))donecleanup
执行结果如下；
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/143d3787ecd6487c9ab75e983b8982a4~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1977623468&x-signature=wu%2B8dfeSpNWggzX1KdQ9WPjRMZo%3D
sl
我的“火车”，拉满爱意，只为奔你而来
sduo apt-get install sl1
执行结果如下：
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/d218ac4549a9478184331afebaa99fd0~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1977623468&x-signature=EIl9Ddm8ST3UNcUzawmsSBtfC2I%3D
ninvaders
带妹子展示，最“远古版”太空侵略者
安装指令如下；
sudo apt-get install ninvaders1
执行结果如下；
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/cec1b35fcfba415186992b1cf8aef8fa~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1977623468&x-signature=L4gc3as48NjPzf1ZVWAVnfWqNQ8%3D
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