ummzp8ld8vsrvm 发表于 2022-8-10 11:37:49

搞笑故事大全

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1,一卖煤的和一卖鸡蛋的打架,众人围观,好奇并问其原因,卖鸡蛋的说:“有他这样的吗!我一喊:鸡蛋…!”他马上喊:“卖煤<没>了…!!”



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2,一妇女带着孩子上公车,司机说:“这是我见过的最丑的娃娃。”妇女对邻座的男人说:“司机侮辱我!”那个男人说:“去找他算帐!我来抱你的猴子。”



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3,小明脸肿了同学问原因,小明说:“昨天去公园划船,有只蜜蜂落我脸上了。”同学问:“把他赶走不就行了?”小明:“没来得及,我爸用船桨把它打死了。”



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4,一帮人去海边露营,路上有一哥们儿不停吃炒黄豆,众人恐其多吃会放屁,劝其不要再吃了,其答曰:一会儿你们扎营,我下海给你们炸鱼去!



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5,苍蝇妈妈带着小苍蝇吃饭,它们飞到一堆牛粪上,小苍蝇郁闷地问:“妈妈,为什么咱们总是吃牛粪呢?”苍蝇妈妈给了小苍蝇一记耳光,骂道:“这倒霉孩子,吃饭的时候不许说这么恶心的事儿!”



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