超级搞笑的笑话
1.我有个心病:不敢请假,因为一旦请假,公司就会知道有我没我都一样https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/4ffb293bf939465fa2b92ddd28b24e76~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970189924&x-signature=7h8Brn5xXHFsBrDHGzrxnXNrSSo%3D
2.“今天的菜太咸了”“哦,那你等会儿再吃,因为时间会冲淡一切。”
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3.我: “没撞到你啊,年纪轻轻就讹人。”小伙子:“谁能证明,你有装行车记录仪吗?”我心头一紧,没装啊。小伙子掏出个盒子说“大哥装一个吧,给你优惠价。”
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4.地铁上有三只羊,第一站上来了一只狼,请问第二站还剩几只羊?答:还是三只,因为坐地铁不让吃东西。
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5.猎人瞄准狐狸开了一枪,结果自己死了。狐狸说:“嘿嘿,我是反射狐。”
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6.原本以为闭上眼睛切洋葱,就不会掉眼泪了,可切到手的那一刻,我还是哭了。
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7.我知道我伸出手,你不会跟我走。所以我伸出了脚,把你绊倒,你果然爬起来就追着我跑。
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