在？进来看看这届“宠物变丑大赛”
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RS9V7fQ54XTdf2~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114062&x-signature=RsB3C0T%2FzBfhCy%2FBwTJWWKZXgj8%3D据说今年夏天，有三个人最辛苦
被迫追星李光洙：
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被迫吸氧撒贝宁：
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被迫磕糖佟湘玉：
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我看还要加一个，被高温逼到无法出门的你：
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这种时候就无比羡慕妞妞端午，它们能有什么工作啊，每天只要舒舒服服在家待着，还得我给它们各种水果伺候着。再顺势往空调底下一趟，四脚朝天，可谓一点睡相都没有。
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你说人吧，在喜欢的人面前就特别矜持，在熟悉的人面前就会形象崩坏，像这样：
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谁知道动物也是这样呢，尤其是养在身边的宠物们，在主人的日夜陪伴下，总是会不经意暴露出自己蠢蠢的一面。
既然如此，咱们就整个“宠物变丑大赛”吧！
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准备——开始！
@回忆专用小马甲：一马当先：
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@邱漂亮：我们家的警长一定能排第一
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@赵blingblingbling：我家的…真的是同一个狗…
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRqWyGG12zgu~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114062&x-signature=QDKoy22%2F9u2e0%2FLEJdBttKHhbjc%3D
@七月_西：
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@丸子大人o-o喵：名字也从十一变成肥橘了
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@好奇怪的阿慧y：我家的多多应该拥有姓名。（现在来是不是有点晚了）
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@你好正点哦：来了来了五百万
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@跟屁毛毛虫__：都给我让开 冠军来了
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@Suai千山：我也来参加
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@_盐味_：我家欢宝必须拥有姓名
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@波斯萌：
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@回忆专用小马甲：后面的选手，我真的喷了：
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@哎呦喂呀L：
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@一罐草莓仙女酱：来晚了！这比赛一酷必须拿冠军！！
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRrCu63PJWy4~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114062&x-signature=Vjnhz6XibBYbLusGE%2F1ozBQgaeM%3D
@.-ArissaLi-：感觉有资格参加一下
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@ Zhwwwwwww：还凑合
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRrDNHlV4Veb~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114062&x-signature=WqKUHWXtGcJHX0c86I5qsYmvI7Q%3D
@OhMondy：我的狗子和喵子能否拥有姓名？
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRrXd3pBzZga~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114062&x-signature=dCk%2BpiM1CEZ%2Ftp7C5cEIqXZeE68%3D
@吱吱mary：我觉得我应该拥有排名
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRrXu1EBelfU~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114062&x-signature=B5Qr4ZxCxLlWmezbokkZkBcU868%3D
@壹伍壹柒：
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@狄更斯是漫画吗_L：
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@里予岛的风：从一群小孩子手里救下的流浪小狗，然后……连色都变了
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRrYb5Pl1xX6~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114062&x-signature=trQBQRLBno5Z98Osxp9QWOl1ZIg%3D
@六水先生zZ：唉……
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@-0528-：西瓜改名肥仔
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@控诞怪：进化失败-肥宅兽
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@是你的丹丹喔：我的年年必须拥有姓名！
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@凌晨袖揽清风：你们都是来争第二的吗
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@刘刘刘佰：那我寻思我弟的狗咋的也能报个名啊
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRsB4B2UNtia~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114063&x-signature=lKRCQcKhZFF%2BDR5EprEwHqEy85o%3D
@FIFITURE：
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@顾狸狸：来了
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@倾尘酱啊：
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@正版蜜芸猴子：我家龙龙，后来变得长长的
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRsCRFsOSTg9~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114063&x-signature=zLbk2N8eXNuFbxxUfyCcOJth8Vk%3D
想问问各位腹黑的铲屎官，你们拍自家主子这样的照片，还要po在网上，考虑过它们的感受吗？
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRsSeJGHq3mV~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114063&x-signature=dr4kA4bkBRqDJMmWodFWTKJF578%3D
其实，宠物也像人一样，在熟悉的人面前，才是最放松的状态，能在你身边丑的肆无忌惮，就说明这些小可爱们也是无比信任着你啊。
虽然相册里存着那么多宠物的糗照，但也是因为有了这些东西，宠物和主人之间才有了更多有趣的回忆。
况且主子毕竟是主子，就算形象崩坏，还是要心甘情愿为其铲屎。
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXPRsTS8eeRENs~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1970114063&x-signature=qxwPcbYHxGIKn0qv2YZuFewHO1c%3D
最后，评论不能放图，大伙就在评论里聊聊自家宝贝吧！想夸夸还是想吐槽都可以的哈。
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