疫情发生前准备离婚，现在二胎都怀上了！差点笑出了鹅叫声哈哈哈
神功大成之日，就是我出关之时https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/dd991516a55040c89a83319d2fa8c564~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=mwkFTQswua%2Bz%2Bbry66q1lvNTs1w%3D
经过无数次的失败，才能换来一次成功
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/be338a5bd43a4d348109626f535a16ed~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=ut3a8FYcL%2FZLENAG4rMabtrwemM%3D
河蚌：还没有想到能喝到这样酸酸甜甜的东西
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/b8079d8974ef419dbb9c38b0a8ecc93b~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=HpnYOxAslkGHmh2IpNJVGwiE%2B1E%3D
机械化生产，大批量制造
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/8ed519a83cb74adb85d29d74a6d30bbc~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=wcQd5QCJHROF%2F9Lp0G%2F1cdm5buc%3D
最后还不是你家老头吃
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/c0b02a207193442b823e98e9b714c1be~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=q7mdiC2Uo9sZCWLTi2q%2FogRU2H4%3D
原来这个成语是真的（狗仗人势）
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/f1b16713d9d54b2da6c48da2b5380249~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=3ITVDjRsrUtPhptfxz9J4lOlfPo%3D
老板，你出来，你给我发两个不一样的鞋子，是让我出去秀
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/7c3c6f2930404a7c95d1346c7ecf6c6d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=PjKWlO5Tmp1q3dbEn2vVpvN5Y7U%3D
不管啥，给我一顿我都满足
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/e17f3967d73a4542a74247464578ce3e~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=9jxPY8RawFdG4jCLA2i4sVLnuYk%3D
感觉说的很有道理的样子
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/aac766fb014f4b2890b9c5ca5042b259~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=UI7MbO9d%2B2pE21kqZgUOKmIkjRk%3D
难道你没有考虑过小鱼的感受
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/2481c0de28d1437c80f23d7d7a5e1740~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=ukFreeZH4NojbwhP2Tc4dTORgx4%3D
二师兄：这不是我吃饭的家伙吗？
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/a54e6dc15ced4071bb8df3ffe43d8fe6~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=Y0vNZE7klokInBJp48XHMqBbgEQ%3D
救了还不如不救
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/8890ea18e64141cb920695891b70242b~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=TvU53%2Fv1Mz0Ydf0pf9fvIuOWiCE%3D
二哈：没有我趟不过的坑，没有我踩不平的事情
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/0304a10047bb4ee0a0d374fa7b7c9f0a~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=Id3Zr8%2FV5LdSaIE2URC9rPqJxQY%3D
可能这就是最年轻的车队
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/ccce28155e8340548a508cda023d4150~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=FYpczFQb%2BYFaoB5eNCTlfsnbyk4%3D
凡事不要慌，先拿出手机，发一个朋友圈
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/49394e3358f04e4e93c24cf74ef557a7~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=2BQfaNu7TyUS6r96s%2FCIhheviIo%3D
鱼：我感觉我还能抢救一下
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/09c277a87f57456bb76e16e8754c59f7~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=bnUpWv6mz%2B6R6YUx%2B2XeeoymT6Q%3D
厨师长：吃完记得去前台结账
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/811ec414254a46ad973038fd5c8914e2~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=tos02ZrzsGiI0RdTfYkIqTBp6Yg%3D
大师在流浪，小丑在殿堂
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/9679501a309445c9925473e5fd818d46~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=RXcFbU7vZtL73R9m5J34PXHP3GA%3D
大爷还真是你大爷，一如既往的秀操作
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/736b8a74f75245229c6460d9d0f9e0da~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=nSirKboPkGx7SxmNHFzgxix4eDg%3D
汪星人：旺旺仙贝，旺旺先吃
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/a6f594102d2349d9893da02c715810d4~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=MxXNxBzSd16BG7Vi5lg6t%2BFDFgI%3D
你女朋友的小拳拳，马上就要捶到你的胸口
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/ed14f19f4d224c26bb48e841b5834a46~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=rCkY5n5fZEwv%2FHhBcqfaDtHhYhk%3D
只要我不尴尬，尴尬的就是别人
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/74d117fd9fe54bb4bc4ecea412d74803~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=WmY52T2tnW4vZVrne9TBYT3jafE%3D
五菱：毕竟当初我也上过秋名山
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/d308da99eadd4251a871cb92893b400d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=4gTkNEi85%2FofZoD6boeq%2BFQE08M%3D
这要是身边有朋友，那就是朋友享受到这美味
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/3475cd76433a436fb54133fe1e35295f~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=mnQg330O%2BnZc1drKwVUDDyCQc5E%3D
要是没有熟人的引路，还真是发现不了
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村长：反正我家没有车，反正我可以走路边
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/d9d496c293a6466e884820743fb4e654~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=KOsSSceT9r5waBPR7rfZnx5Fruk%3D
汪星人：没有人给我玩，我还不会自己给自己玩
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/661fa221ff694f728573008d39eb4ceb~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=JJwFMYQ3N3ElxKlJB2jG0KPKYoA%3D
鱼：姑娘，求求你放过我，我不想在吃九齿钉耙
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/dae4e373603047cc8118056098b9af4d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=6j8p9rWsaEkdCBo4h06pw5l9adM%3D
有趣的灵魂才是万里挑一
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/dac01e11761c462fa47a59665d092ba1~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=eI3rGHkg%2B%2Bi%2FzuDXEvF9z2GUass%3D
你截到图了吗？
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/dc57fecce5e74240bc1dde6abb73c62a~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=gw6He9Rg7G9qm2aa9I1lrHnnd8w%3D
果然，男人至死是少年
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/64e3f6ba0c1a4b389aa51cb0bbb1c912~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=GL6orzx%2BAWeX3m7%2BiTN6q3GtOo4%3D
二师兄：反正我们谁也不想让着谁，你就看着办
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/da001360f3f34ade8688f9be66da690d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=0QANzMRRAbUY9UQzAnYoc7cf%2F%2BI%3D
第一次到姑娘家里面，有没有受重视
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媳妇做的爱心晚餐，强忍着泪水也要吃完
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/tos-cn-i-qvj2lq49k0/cf80bfc6c9d14a04abce3bc2d4323f80~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=1Gngt7qmNiFhyIXQFj5oorGzARw%3D
疫情发生前准备离婚，现在二胎都怀上了！差点笑出了鹅叫声哈哈哈
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/d5ca848ba87a41648de3fa10efaf6782~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=sJQGJ%2BkcJb0JPzjiEuRDVTvA7MI%3D
下面先出究竟怎么出才能赢，欢迎评论区相告
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/51b9b6750afe47f3a022727a283ce1e1~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969608197&x-signature=782C4L11s%2F4GSssZBA88HoEphsI%3D 三个J带一对K，不管对方出什么，王炸，然后三个A带一对K，完事 三Ａ带J，王炸，四k带二J 3A3k带JK 剩2王和对J 出一个j先 车好像是长安吧！并非五菱 六3a3k带一个老k一个
j 河蚌那个，明明是一只巨大的龙虾 33那姑娘真漂亮。看这穿着和气质 我怎么感觉是男方带着女朋友回老家了呢？这种家庭怎么养得出这气质的姑娘？ 飞机，王炸，一对
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