当代小朋友的无效技能 | 冷段子2108
2022年03月25日骂骂咧咧上班来，气的头疼加班去。
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冷：
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然后，我就收到了
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：）
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所以我反手就给怨种朋友报名了非诚勿扰。
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《可以接受出差吗》
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想当年日本队为了向五星巴西学习经验，请来了济科当主教练，效果很是明显，日本队进步很快，从此再也没落选过世界杯。
中国为了效仿，向四星意大利学习，请来了里皮、卡佩罗执教，效果也是立竿见影的意大利再也没进过世界杯！
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确实是啥都吃
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@回忆专用小马甲
对了，谁跟你催婚，你就让谁给你介绍对象不就行了？简简单单，一招制敌。
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@微醉芝士
我：中国国籍美国作息非洲运气俄罗斯脾气
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我没有cos面包！我就是削微有一丢丢胖！
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@全世界最美丽的人啊
老板给了我工作，为什么还要给我工资？？
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大哥防疫精神令人感动
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@堪破三春景不长
这破互联网天天和解，跟素颜和解，跟自卑和解，跟成长和解，跟仇恨和解，跟原生家庭和解，跟过去的自己和解
妈的，就不和解，就不释怀，我死之前快闭眼了都要说一句：我好恨啊！
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关于冤种男朋友给我做了12根雪糕这件事！
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@打工我会饿死
温馨提示:别人抱怨工资低的时候，你最好问明白再去安慰他，别安慰半天发现你工资比他还要低。
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#这AI不是写挺好的嘛阴阳怪气的#
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@方块包
《当代小朋友的无效技能》
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#第四章. 贷款给老板花#
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没想到年届四十还能做回辛迪瑞拉
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好喜欢这个评论
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#而且，好人通常有好报，坏人一定会收到惩罚#
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明天见
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@E伯爵：
最近我们刊一个编辑找作者约了个科普稿子，该作者是维和部队的，然后出现了编辑们职业生涯中最强拖稿原因！
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（不敢催不敢催！）
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@天秀bot
分享一个上厕所时遇到查寝的解决方法
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@咸鱼丁强：
上帝是公平的，有钱人有有钱人的烦恼，没钱人有没钱人的烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦烦恼恼恼恼恼恼恼恼恼恼恼恼恼。
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@柳有鱼：
兄弟们，这段时间可以说是一年中最美好的时节了，老天爷号令万事万物在逗我们开心，别不领情。
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@大头和他的朋友们：
别人过得开心几种原因：
非常有钱
情场得意
长得好看
得到认可
事业成功
你：心大。
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#你无法叫醒一个装睡的人#
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“问什么问题最能考验一个人的想象力？”
“你的优点是什么？”
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这就是提交论文时的我
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@风小餮tie：
学财务的朋友看霸总文，看到霸总给公司员工包场看小情人的电影，忧愁地发出一声叹息：“这种包场的钱怎么走账啊？算员工福利吗？算员工福利要扣个税的……”笑死。
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白菜成精了？？？
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有些人天天感慨：哎，每天都感觉自己时间不够用！
结果*屏幕使用时间11小时23分钟*
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明天见
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