每日神段子丨我所拥有的别人并不羡慕的特长
1.谁不是呢？ via: @回忆专用小马甲https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RYFeCdM1PMDBSu~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969408876&x-signature=aLj%2BBAJEkj3H0jhBYa7SdhTa8wA%3D
2.究竟谁是谁的头？ via：@追风少年刘全有
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3.今天岛国推特的热门话题：我所拥有的别人并不羡慕的特长。via：@小野妹子学吐槽
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4.我也太争强好胜了吧哈哈哈哈哈哈 via：@阿粪青
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5.一辈子那么长，一定要找个会挑西瓜的在一起。 via： @追风少年刘全有
6.从未见过如此适合我的台词。via： @一个抹布向前
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7.当一个人说“我不想谈恋爱”时，“和你”是不发声的。 via：@mgmgrandbuffet
8.情不自禁地跳起街舞。via：@文科班校花酱
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9.好像……是真的呢。via:@回忆专用小马甲
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10.？ via：@栗子味麻薯
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11.每天在脑子里重复的两种心情。via：文科班校花酱
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12.同學～也不用加這麼多啦。via： @靠杯台湾
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13.当代年轻人的恋爱关系。via：@大脑切片
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14.人不如宠物。via：@杰克波比
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年轻人：我命由我不由天干就完了！
中年人：我命由天不由我爱咋咋地！
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16.你为什么不谈恋爱！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈标准答案来了。via：@穿帮君
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17.请选出三样最让你有幸福感的小事。via：@大懒糖
https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/pgc-image/RXzbzIDH3uhW3d~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1969408877&x-signature=lCYXulq5bZso4eN7ZK4Q0XJmsBQ%3D 是够争强好胜的，你刚要结婚是把，老子都已经有了爱情的结晶了，分手后你还是比我晚了一步 清华那个 她弟弟的心哇凉哇凉的 还是自作自受 什么好朋友 呵呵了 我算是看透了 当初你们没地方睡觉 没钱吃饭 我是怎么帮助你们的？ 我有说过一句不行吗？现在找你们帮个忙 都躲着我？打电话不接 微信不回？ 嘴上说的好听 朋友之间有什么都可以帮忙 我为什么付出了那么多 却看不到一点希望？ 这就是所谓的朋友么？ 我也真是看透了，都是嘴上说说，根本没有什么真心朋友 ，都到七夕了 借你们女朋友玩俩天都不行？ 我觉得最舒服的三件事，掏耳朵，泡澡，下雨天睡觉 总是被陌生动物欢送这个我是特别羡慕了 123 2345 246吧 最有幸福感的小事啊…大热天喝到最喜欢的饮料吧，还有 换台碰到自己喜欢的电影刚刚开始。不错！
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